Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sunday Song Swap

I know its Saturday, but I am heading to warmer weather in Arizona with the Kink boys tomorrow morning.

Artist: Shirley Hughey
Track: Pink and Green
1969, wait for the scream at the end.

Friday, January 30, 2009






Do you like dolphins? or fur? Hey fucker, i know your work.. You go by the name of Being Alive.. even though your Dead. from the sewers of new york city, taffy blows face on pavement to replica a monster mash after affect.. in the near future. Beyond your wildest dreams, The only thing proper to announce is the testing of Moon Units. Pat. Pat rides cow.

Thursday, January 29, 2009



Laser tits and pediatrician star track fans always love to blow off steam, but at some point in time they are in fact looking for the answers to a question that is unsure and un-beleavable. who knows where any one will be in ten years but remember at least your not stalking a stalker but mabey in fact being stalked. sex lies and video tape, a follower is a white haven whitch and your probally getting pooped on by spiders and mice in your sleep . 

Diamonds







heres a photo of Ferbert back in march on our west coast trip... with a hair fractured broken leg... heres a photo of Ferbert 3 days after the doctor visit with a smashed in heel. Cant keep the man down

Bone Deth Mansion Monster Party! Feb 7th

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

New Apparel Sponsor


With the Kill City thing being done. I got a signature line of jeans, and shirts in the works for this upcoming Fall. A RAW SKINS line by Guy Skinny.
Affordable and durable stretch denim Tight jeans. Hopefully a team to come and a video in the works for 2010.. party boogers!!! whaaaaaaaaat!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

This Just In From Sky Cast 5

Bauer-outage

METAL winter






Myself smacking a girl in the face, husky diamonds stretching that crotch for the likes of a table, light table. Orlando infested disease Colt Sore spotted on Hereforkicks.com and some more colt fake the funk ledge hump

jeff photo boogie






quality jimmy an albie photos. really sucks that gap of albie never got to PRINT. fuck it, as well with some legs, cant make a post with out some baaaaabes

team shralp art show



Thanks for the art nick and heads up dean's show where he lays in a giant taco with you and makes an over sized burrito is coming very soon. In other news Chris the craw fish Crawford has finial stepped into the realm of killing animals for his own personal decoration. I guess were all no better than Ed Gein who made sofas and lamps out of human flesh. I wonder if Jordan's furniture new about this. Lastly Jeff Allen has been hard at work on the up coming launch of the bone deth web site, there should be a temporary page with some edits from the past and a blog up in a few short weeks to hold you over until the real thing is done check back here soon and watch out for the dean boogers. 

Sunday, January 25, 2009

PIZZA PARTY!!!


Metal Bikes longtime Northwest loose cannon "Pizza Dick" aka Jeremy Davis is back on the party bus!!! Making babies and shralpin' cheeseburgers! Keep an eye out for Pizza in the upcoming Bone Deth video gettin' wild and under rotating back flips. 

austin MONSTER PAAAAARTY




foot mashings and paaaaaaarty weather. austin texas is cold for some reason! it forced my foot to grow a golf caddy. Cad Dad dont know.

Sunday Song Swap


Band: The Magnetix
Song: Motard
The Magnetix are from France and have a new LP out.Myspace

Friday, January 23, 2009

kill city no more




iam no longer riding for kill city. if your poor and lookin for cheap stretch jeans go there now there is a giant close out sale everything is like 70 percent off? killcity.net

weekend at bernies occurance austin texas, a sneak photo into some of the bone deth movie behind the scenes

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Lemmy Party with U!!!











Last Friday some of the TEAM SHRALP crew flicked some party boogers at Lemmy's new rockabilly band the Headcat. Jimmy's pro model Duff's shoe held up just fine to my boogy woogy  burrito dance party moves but my face didn't when a Betty Page Chuck-a-billy gave me a flabby left hook. Baaaaaaaadadat!!! Slap on those dancin' shoes and come out and party with the crew!!!

pocket calculator / dentaku

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Metal News



Shajn Ferbert Raines just made the move to metal bikes home turf Seattle Washington.. where he is now in charge of Metal Bikes Art Directory and Jimmy Levan leg training assistance and trying to break up the band the Lagtastics. im in Austin texas on a Anthem 2 filming trip, meeting up with Eli Platt on friday to ride San Antonio.. street boogers and warm weather laughing at the north even thouh a few weeks ill be getting rained on but at least ill be partying with strippers and midgets. New Updates on our new manfuctured frames, Pat Doherty and Wilson have been riding the Moon Unit and loving it, also our prototype blood wolf and Rebel Contender should be done begining of feb for us to test out. Thanks To Harry and Klaus, you guys kick it like stripper heels, straight sharp to the point and down to the money.

investigate in on daily dance partys with grate danes and grand moms dress slashings on hardwood floors sex party bang in a new special burger we would smack skins harder than any obvious wet dream dean dallas and the sagamore lunch, from him he comes at you. walnuts begin to pen down what you vividly are attempting to progress in your hard drive gifts for women to please their options in the shuttle bus that transfers from counting sauces packaged and refrigerated why didn't we smack skins in their? the gate lion suspiciously suspects a clock clown down the fields of tired women, dressed for moon light stretches and meditational suspenders. motions of the legs create wind pleasures for the elderly and add more spoof and glimmer to their scalping figure of lipping the hairs

Monday, January 19, 2009

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sunday Song Swap


Band: The Filth
Song: Don't Hide Your Hate
Album: Don't Hide Your Hate 7"
Filth Website