Metal New Year.

its paaaarty night of the year, put down the bike, put down the computer, go find some babes n creatures

josh bedford and... C.H.U.D.

i thought these 2 went together pretty damn well

Bum head smashies

sean burns bum from kippy on Vimeo.
If you havnt seen the new props with the metal trip, here are 2 must see's.. albie boneless 360 to hasselblad smash, and myself landing on a bums head. enjoy

Ukrainian crash course

Thrash edit from Victorov Victor on Vimeo.

Bacon surf

dress blow and go for hell come on man i know u got the stufffffff wheres it is it here?here?how about here? u got red pants and sunglasses at 1 in the morning man now i know u got it where is it? u got a dance machine thatll last u the night im sure, i fight for feed and speed for creed .bone theft auto and the kwanza chicks that celebrate nipple dips giving out golden crankers gettin clips no clips pap chips layer elevator bumpin and uhhghh whaa ummm i dont know.bbaaccooonnn??
-taffy

Shit Kickers

We have found are selfs stuck in a proper English crab walk. Rob and his momma jade are over hear working on a new record with my self Oliver and boob grab-Tom. No more insides and high water marks. Enabled for my new enjoyment of the rolly. Nice pants shit kicker!

new week old tune.

Castle sent over this gem!
Band: Satan's Rats
Song: You Make Me Sick
Myspace Page
Damn I just realized this will be the last song before 09'!

Stalets regrets the teenage twist

Ben Stalets sent over this vid, its good to see some gaps thrown in with the mix of techno bizonko..
on the other side of metal, ferbert and jeff allen should be moving to seattle this upcoming month and a new metal bikes workforce will be created. 2009 shits!

Chris Buck is one of the best portrait photographers out there today in my opinion and has always been an influence on my own photography. Check out his website here. He has the ability to make anyone he photographs seem interesting.
Chris Buck's Website

brussen and new bikes man! here is my new black blood wolf getting along for the xmas festive

also running some new cranks and bars all thanks to ECI the metal distro here is Aus for hooking that up. 

its a brussen.

So what the fucks a brussen? FUCK IT ILL DO IT LIVE FUCKING THING SUCKS

a brussen is a room for clothes like a cloak room or a coat room, hat room,panty room, shoe room and shit like that they don't normal advertise it when your buying a house because alot  of people are disinclined to want to use it. like lady brussen or madam brussen is the designated clothing room designated room worker. KICK out the jams mother fucker i found this photo from my american trip that just has the diamonds the movie star. 

some action movies that the bonedeth movie will replicate "the head"quote''it just won't lay down and stay dead"

a jamie mauri clip for the bonedeth downunder mix ups 

wife of a close friend 

so draw some drawings and email them to me and ill post my favorite ones on the metal site.

/send them to alexdliiv@hotmail.com

Bone Deth teaser

Bone Deth Trailer from Tudor Gillham on Vimeo.


Its been up for almost a week, but check out jimmys profile on expn.com that dean burrito put together, at the end there is a bone deth commercial.. seperatly here is the bone deth commercial EXPLICIT VERSION.. enjoy (brought to you by the courtest of tudor gillman)

Pointless Post

Jamie Mauri is a master of weirdness, he sent me this midget vid. iam so stoked on midgets lately, especially getting to hang out with them. alex's summer boner is sweating and beating a bike check? i think that shits old i just found it on the internet somewhere old weirdies. summer living, breathing a broken horse. filming for the bone deth dvd. anyone catch jimmys espn profile? ill post that later along with an 'Explicit' version of the bone deth surfin for the ugly broads teaser...

Holiday horn dad

brian histand rides a bloodwolf,a nd if you watch his part in Yo Guy! you know it holds up!! and launches! a sad bum, no bum party, old green party boogers of the indoor wintery and an old geezer gettin a boner. holiday grog

Castle Bad Voo Doo

Rob Castle is coming to america. bender. maybe he will earn a team shralp burger.

for an hour of days im licking on the irish boot from the doctors caboose home it was once then in that time period i was able to levitate unto one hourly arranged bedroom bewareful of boom boom shakedown in the room of boom "the boom boom room"...skimpy yet underestimated by time swinging and dancing to rhythms of under glow speed racers, the electricity in the room of boom was bad to eat a cake under a light which was hard to hassle a country man that had pouched his newborns into a ziplock and to understand the joker in this situation would be dangerously cheesy making teeth grow on hookers nipples for a better catch for a softer pleasure and a higher bidder which the tip money would riiise
-taffy

Artist:Rikk Agnew
Album:All By Myself
Song:Falling Out
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SLADE - Merry XMAS Everybody
Tons of snow in Boston so thought I'd post this Christmas tune!

jaguar speed sex demon

caveman frost bites get gnaarrllyy bumpin a seven and pappouch chill layer
-taffy

Eclat shirt

heres a look at my signature t-shirt from eclat.
go buy one! eclatbmx.com

a taste of the BONE DETH dvd

instead of posting trailers... were giving you a taste of the feel to the bone deth dvd, check it out, and enjoy

Waaaaa!! Waaaaaa! Take it!

kissin babies pettin kittens!

This store near my apartment is selling the official gum of Dean Burrito!

Dean Burrito Dickinson is taking some time to help edit the Bone Deth dvd 'Surfin for the Ugly Broads' which is currently in the works. were expecting a late spring early summer release. Teaser coming soon... and well throw up an Actual Trailer once the video is Done and Done and I mean Done. New Soft goods are in the process. Jimmy just got back from the Nike lightening bolts art show so things should be on the prowl for our new t-shirt designs. they look pretty taste. id post them now but rather have a sneak for when they are actually available. Mental breasts damn is that kurt rasmusson with Shad partying with a Booga Cooga Munga??!!?!!

Hate him, or FUCKING HATE HIM

Malimar. youll hate him or youll fucking hate him. at least he pedals fast. thats what i like to see.

COME TO DADDY!! COME TO DADDY!!

Big news!! Metal Bikes has been entered into the barbazon kooka munga sweepstakes! With snow in Seattle? shit is bunked up and left cabin fever forced to ride parking garages. hot damn. winter boredem at its best... send us a bike check of your bloodwolfs and rebel contenders to burnsbmx@yahoo.com and well post them up. if you can try to get a lady in the mix. if you cant find one.. get your mom on the horse! 180 fence hop by the new likes of Crawdaddy Crawfisher Chris Crawford... more coming on craw paw soooon