Monday, March 29, 2010


kert grew up eating dogfood with his grandma ma; maybe the america lack of dog food is the reason hes got diareer. america;;; monster babies... i want the disease

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Whip it with Matthias Dandois from BMX Freestyler on Vimeo.




matthias dandois; pro dad flatland is here at stew johnsons with french photographer vincent perraud; along with jimmy levan. kert petersel and dave thompson. matthias recently got stoked on devo. im stoked for him

METAL HITS AUSTIN TX


Sean, Kert and myself hanging with long time close friend of mine Colette. She always makes my visits to Austin a bit better!

ferbert talks shop; bone deth the movie

Friday, March 26, 2010

Australia 2010






Winter in Seattle is just about how you might imagine it...chilly and rainy. Unless you are spending your time snowboarding in the mountains, you might as well escape if you get the chance. After the holidays this year my decrepit leg was actually starting to work again, so I decided to jump a plane and fly to Australia and spend some OZ summer time riding with my Metal team brother Alex Liiv!
Once landed after a 22 hour flight I was picked up at the airport by a group of cats compiled with the likes of Alex, Jamie, Steve, and Jordan. These dudes picked me up from the airport in Melbourne and we drove another 8 hours to Canberra to spend the next 6 days checking out the " Cam Jam " and riding street in Canberra. Needless to say, " I was beat from 30 hours straight of travel!"
Once settled in our room we headed out to a local bar and ran into a bunch of BMX'ers. One of them being an old friend of mine from the waaaay backs Cory Nastazio! after a few drinks with him and other cats I was beat and took off back to the room to crash!
I woke up the next morning to find out, later on in the night, Alex got arrested and put in the drunk tank for the night and Cory knocked out some big bouncer who punched Alex, but got to sneak away clean! Good shit already on Day 1! Thanks for the help Nasty, it was awesome hanging again!
The next couple days were spent at Cam's place watching the GNAR jumping contest that had a 40 foot set! The shit going down on these huge ass jumps was AMAZING! I was stoked to watch all the dudes. To many shreders to start naming! Stoked on Cam for putting that Benefit Jam together. Met up with a bunch of old friends and made new ones there. The last couple days was our crew riding street in Canberra. We all found some rails and what not, but The High Lite being Alex hopping a HUGE gap to flat and blowing up three times before fucking his ankle up. Alex told me that the second crash was so hard...he slightly shit his pants!
We loaded back up and Steve drove us all back to the Blue Mountains where we stayed with Alex's super cool family! Thanks Liiv's! His mom even heard of my B-day through the guys and made me a B-day cake! Thanks! A few days were spent hanging in the Blue Mountains hitting crazy swimming holes with scary animals and huge spiders. Our first stay in Sydney was a weekend spent with Clement and the rest of the French BMX crew at their place in Bondi Beach. Stoked staying at the summer time beach in February with these cats! We tended to bounce back and forth between The Blue Mountains or Sydney to stay with John in Newtown Sydney. Good riding days and funny drunken nights with John and all the Sydney dudes along with crazy Xaiver punching us in the balls! Thanks John for putting us up. A lot of Time hanging with Matt Holmes from 20/20 magazine and the Hell on Wheels shop. Matt Got me a ticket to see AC/DC play in Sydney! 70,000 tickets sold out in 15 seconds and he got us tickets! Thanks bro! Matt and his lady took us to the show and I saw the most AMAZING SHOW! These dudes are in their late 50's and 60's and are some of the most compelling rock stars PERIOD! and by the way Americans, although I've been a huge fan of theirs since 81-82 I never knew the correct way to pronounce their name in OZ. They are not AC DC they are refered to as Aka Daka. It was a slight history lesson for me.
After all this three weeks had already gone and Jamie and Jordan had to head home. Alex and I got flights to Melbourne to stay with Chris Polack. Chris is the man behind Rebel Yell magazine and is a fashion photographer/BMXer. We stayed with Chris and his lady and went to a jam at the local indoor home made Skatepark in an abandoned warehouse. It was getting torn down that weekend so a big crew showed up! loose shit! My last few days in Australia was cool riding and hanging with Chris, Alex, Leigh Gaison and Bo from Anchor BMX Greg, Adam, and really all the Melbourne cats from the bowl too! Bo actually introduced to to the most known fellon in all Australia Mark " Chopper " Reed and Chris shot a photo of he and I shaking hands! Crazy shit going down in the Southern Hemisphere! Thanks for a Loose month down under!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

bone deth 'The Movie' "Surfin' for the ugly broads" trailer

THIS IS MY SIGNATURE SHOE!





So i got my copy of bonedeth "surfing for the ugly broads" the day before yester. Shit could be the best BMX film ever made. the over all feel from just the riding alone sells it and makes  it wholesome video. SO MANY BABES, SO MUCH BONGO, SO MANY CRASHES, SO MANY BAR SLIP/BIKE CREAK SOUNDS, SO MUCH WEIRD SHIT.
this video was made to thrill the hearts of bmx riders young and old around the world.
BE READY FOR BMX TO CHANGE.

The 2 girls kissing i guess are from moscow.... DISCO IN MOSCOW
cheers to Koltsov. also rocking some new metal shit on his ride there in the photo. BUY METAL PARTS and you get girls kissing over your bike. SHOOOOOOORRRRTTTYYYYYY.

UPDATE:
ill be sorting out some Premiers in Australia for the next coming weeks. so ill let Australia now dates and locations in the future

Wanaka weekend bumfight













Left duds on friday and headed to a hickville town Milton rode the skatepark ate some food drove to alexandra fell off a fence watched Braxton (local ripper and dawgy)hang five like a psycho vader stalling with fun hands small cat that ate the chicken and fled the scene,beerbongs and anoying little australian tourist rich kids on jet boards with to much to say sore legs peg lag and blue sky ramblings,small child games of cornerram in the pajero, van with cocks and vivid paint ramblings sandwich smashed into the windshield beer outa the window death bomb brakless down the crown range by the groms(vid up soon)eatin drinkin sleepys subways beer whiskey wild turkey nite groom desicration unit lounging on the grass stolen tools and gas bottles ,comp day was fun much pain and fun sweet ass riding form everyone massive airbag fun run for the hucker times,our grom won theframe and i got best slam comp over nursing pain drinkin with the christchurch dogs more drinking puke bucket overload paint massacre pass out babbling lung butter spillage or non spillage leading to a small grommit crying for help with the bad juju of no way puke battles,morning after,clean up beer smelly cat pooh couch power drive home with bongs and more bmx fun.all and all a sweet ass weekend, Vidler manuaal bot., Braxton hangfive ,nick so serious, ewok booster, sam smoker, Juliana mccoolsteeze, and me paper route crash,
wicked tymes the fun tymes the road boob log lagging lounge fly stinkin tymes,,
ride bmx or die trying!!!

Pembroke skatepark benefit jam

Saturday, March 20, 2010

three days to weather baby




i need to land more stuff
ahoi dead sailors
three three days

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

weeeeee



http://biteityouscum.tumblr.com/




Dont call this one. from calvin kosovich on Vimeo.

Monday, March 15, 2010

seven days


everything went red
this year is going to be
mad, rockin bones
escapin the weather
escapin escapin
no more snow thank you
seven days to pure fun.
lets follow levangelism
seven days, seven days,
a week, seven days

Saturday, March 13, 2010

jon joe the mouse

party managements
sidekick house pet jone joe the mouse recently passed, this photo is rad!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Sunday Song Swap

Artist: Keith Allison
Track: Louise

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Baltimore Ugly Broad Premier

Come one come all to Bone Deth the movie: Surfin for the Ugly Broads on Saturday the 13th at Baltimore Bike Works, which is located at 1813 Falls Rd, Baltimore, MD. Boner time starts at 8:00 p.m. You must be 18 or older.

Back Crack n wet Flaps
















The Source Trip is Back from Madrid now, n the weather was better in England than it was in Spain!!kooked!so we managed to pick up some shitty police fines and rode in the rain,played with car tires and hung out with goth rock bobbers............For all you fuckers who aint scared to get extra loose goose hanger top gun .....come along to the DELUXE video premiere one off show Featuring THE VIBRATORS/X.X CORTEZ/THE ADJUSTERS/THE BARRACKS......mite just shit its gonna be nuts.....SATURDAY MARCH 20TH DOORS OPEN @6PM...PREMIERE @7/7.30 BANDS @8 TIL LATE




































Tuesday, March 9, 2010









after a year of bonedeth
i learnt a few trick but i was more hurt i think then working filming for the now awakening bonedeth film surfing for the ugly broads, remember when diamonds surfed that hoober monger mum dad daddy said fuck it, jaime can handle jumping to flat better then i can as you might have seen over the last month he has good style i have nothing but duck spec gap posture, you gotta hold on tight thats all i know, its to fucking hard trying to figure it all out in the air, maybe i suck, i leanrt to hate alot of shit this year i leaned that trying hard doesn't get you anywhere fast just more unlanded shit, fucking SUCK ASS oh check out this babe i screenshotted her looks good , i couldn't show her tits or puss puss, monster sex romps imagine if diamonds said sea romps. how funny would that have been aswell as what he actaully said 
how funny would that have been is the gayest thing to say. stay smart alex
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i should announce some AUSTRALIAN BONEDETH THE MOVIE PREMIERE DATES as soon as i understand when i get a copy 

Monday, March 8, 2010

BONE DETH Vid Premiere in PORTLAND!!!

Alright dudes its here! Bone Deth's "Surfin' For The Ugly Broads" is having a premiere in Portland. Thursday April 22nd at the Clinton Street Theater 2522 SE Clinton ST Portland, Or 97202. 7pm all ages (viewer discretion is advised) 9pm 21 & over. $6 at the door. Bums, babes, monsters, and BMX. Best monster or Cave Babe costume wins a prize. The video also features a TEAM SHRALP section. Side pipe! Whaaaaaaat?!!! 


Aside from the Bone Deth feature, a mini BMX documentary on Burnside will open up the show. Presented by Dean Burrito. Including interviews with Shad Johnson, Rich Hirsch, Bruce Crisman and John Bristol. 


Spread the word and celebrate Earth Day at the Clinton Street Theater!