Monday, March 30, 2009

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Hot Damn, hoooo mama




dont fuck whoopie goldberg in a bath full of milk, and dont eat alien beef jerky, they are both bad voo doo. The king exercises the outcome with punishment by spankin your mama

transporter 3- bmx scene



this line is rad!

Friday, March 27, 2009

win an Eclat t-shirt



i got interviewed by peta2, http://www.peta2.com/outthere/o-seanburnsbmx.asp?c=p23423 go there to win an eclat hoodie and t-shirt

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Albie's bloodwolf on DIG




go here to see some up close shots of the bloodwolf prototype albie and i have been testing

http://digbmx.com/digthis/disposable-albie-bennets-metal

SXSW






Bad boys, burritos, babes, bikes and buds. Jimmy and myself spent the last week chillin  in Austin crashin around the town. Thanks so much to Chase and all the boys for taking such good care of us. Next times on me dudes!!!!!  

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

team punishment






jeff has an autophoto up on defgrip.net
a wild photo of an albie wallride in which i wanted to post here but im retarded.

Monday, March 23, 2009

The Stool's too high




kert just landed hands on finland and returned to estonia cold n moldy but mad banana's! If your in austin possibly youve spotted jimmy and pat doherty around the area.. turning down many bar stool titty fucks

bone basket

Sunday, March 22, 2009


sunday song swap


Band: The Seeds
Song: Wind Blows Your Hair
Album: Fallin' Off The Edge

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Lag

1. To fail to keep up a pace; straggle.
2. To proceed or develop with comparative slowness: The electric current lags behind the voltage.
3. A condition of slowness or retardation.
4. To cause to hang back or fall behind.

1. The act, process, or condition of lagging.
2. One that lags.
3. A condition of slowness or retardation.

Colt knocked out




Colt Fake knocked himself out on a Banned 3 trip to Atlanta.. resulting in some staples in his head. Colt Giant Head tends to magnet to the ground quite often but this one was a black knock head bongo. stay tuned for premeire dates for Banned 3

Thursday, March 19, 2009

video of the week






dolls









this clay doll was on google, who made this?
hahaha its so strange. i am getting voodoo done against me.. christ Nanna youg got to stop making plastics doll special

gormans photos from a drain session a couple weeks agoo
goo the goo doll goo fantasy the ultimate small fantasy 

Horrors of Spider Island

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

sunday song swap


Band: Teenage Head
Song: Lucy Potato
Album: Drivin' Wild
deadn hosting anouther team shralp event to raise money to rip pools and further his amount of pools actual rippe it seems like a rad time with the main feature being one of the most awesome street videos of all time thanks dave parrick and thanks dean and team shralp check it out

Monday, March 16, 2009

Albie & the Alien Sex




Whatever did happen to Albie Bennet and the Alien Sex? Baltimore stir's a strange amount of "out of commision" brains.

kert clip

leathery shack up



get to it

Friday, March 13, 2009

Sticker Pack on the way

JAllen Photos, Metal Team



Well Hot Damn, rob castle can can dance and Chris Crawford foot plant pants. It really sucks that such talented photographers like Jeff Allen have to resort to selling photos to online companies, and not getting printed. Like this foot plant photo of Chris Crawford in Pembroke, MA. I was really looking forward to seeing this in print. That it being a spot in my hometown, and the fact the ledge is almost a foot over bar height and the landing is a 20ft pile of rock and rubble with a canyon on the other side. Fucking Gnarly! and a prime photos considering jeffs skills. FUCK THE INTERNET!! KEEP MAGAZINES ALLLLLLIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!! go get a subscription to dig- digbmx.com

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Banned in Orlando 3


Colt Fake is on a trip right now with the orlando cannons in tallahassee and heading to atlanta to finished Banned 3. more than certain this vid will be Tits.

HOWL






who threw potato salad at CCNY lecturers on Dadaism
and subsequently presented themselves on the
granite steps of the madhouse with shaven heads
and harlequin speech of suicide, demanding instantaneous lobotomy,
and who were given instead the concrete void of insulin
Metrazol electricity hydrotherapy psychotherapy occupational
therapy pingpong & amnesia,
who in humorless protest overturned only one symbolic
pingpong table, resting briefly in catatonia,
returning years later truly bald except for a wig of
blood, and tears and fingers, to the visible mad
man doom of the wards of the madtowns of the East,
Pilgrim State's Rockland's and Greystone's foetid
halls, bickering with the echoes of the soul,
rocking and rolling in the midnight solitude-bench
dolmen-realms of love, dream of life a nightmare,
bodies turned to stone as heavy as the moon,
with mother finally ******, and the last fantastic book
flung out of the tenement window, and the last
door closed at 4. A.M. and the last telephone
slammed at the wall in reply and the last furnished room
emptied down to the last piece of mental furniture,
a yellow paper rose twisted on a wire hanger in the closet,
and even that imaginary,
nothing but a hopeful little bit of hallucination
ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe, and
now you're really in the total animal soup of time
and who therefore ran through the icy streets obsessed
with a sudden flash of the alchemy of the use
of the ellipse the catalog the meter & the vibrating plane,
who dreamt and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space
through images juxtaposed, and trapped the
archangel of the soul between 2 visual images
and joined the elemental verbs and set the noun
and dash of consciousness together jumping
with sensation of Pater Omnipotens Aeterna Deus
to recreate the syntax and measure of poor human
prose and stand before you speechless and intelligent
and shaking with shame,
rejected yet confessing out the soul to conform to the rhythm
of thought in his naked and endless head,
the madman bum and angel beat in Time, unknown,
yet putting down here what might be left to say
in time come after death