Thursday, October 30, 2008

ARCO Gas for the Time Machine!!!




Last weekend me and the McCabe brothers got some ARCO gas and drove the time machine to San Fran, wait! No, I mean Seattle... Yeah that's right! We hung out with Jimmy and shot some more footage for the ESPN online shred boner video. Here are some pictures we actually forgot to shoot but since we got more ARCO gas for the time machine I bought a roll of film and took these pics:












theres a premeire for the new kink video at timeless in cambridge, MA on saturday at 7pm.. also with a lil sneak peek of somthing quite a few of you might have been waiting to see for awhile involving some metal team riders...






"epic invasion" the latest in the underground visuals videography series. the film features rides from all over Australia. he smoked my eye lids.
the video should be swindling away in the next few weeks. so keep your lids open, 
shit fantastic like a great ribbon for a beautiful horse, i am also pretty sure a few are heading out to america and the tale enders might web troop the dylans.
shitty shitty dylans 
sure is  full of strawberry tasties  so what ever your into or what ever you like to taste this video has it all even gays 
remember HALLOWEEN 
on the 15th of november there is alittle premier going on in CANBERRA so if your town hit me up or zack minor or troy charlsworth 
worth
worth
please please
mazes 
those days 
days are like things that you had right?
our days?
some video photos, its alot like animal skin rugs. fake ones like the collection of animals for you house is like the collection of unwebable footage. if its real your a baddy but you have "power" or a nice pear of high heels.



Wednesday, October 29, 2008





with the rotten hands of bad luck metal bikes gets, id say it has nothing to do with bone deth but more so in relation to the karma of excessive laughter after a womans father coming home in the mourning. it feeeels sooo good but MYYYYY faaajaaaaaa is coming home.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Leather or METAL?

INSIDE LOOK on Jimmy Levan's leather like butthole and Metal Bikes. The project is currently in the works for ESPN's BMX online site! I'll keep you posted with any new pooooop booooogers!

"One lap no crap bitches!" - Jimmy THE MAN




Estonia's wildchild Kert Petersel kills it!!!! and he has an interview up on bmx union with a bunch of tasty photos. look for kert in the upcoming bone deth dvd!
http://bmxunion.blogspot.com/2008/10/kert-petersel-interview.html

Monday, October 27, 2008




i just got informed about a thread on bmxboard.com

the next metal bikes dvd, WILL NOT be filmed on VHS. but navaz will be helping out. For further notice... half the things on here are suppost to be COMICAL. dont take everything so seriously.

Sunday, October 26, 2008





mega fun and night time up skirt.
HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEN track this week.

Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Friday, October 24, 2008


The Bone Deth video is underway... getting to be about 40% filmed... the deadline has been pushed to late spring due to a few injuries and ball ups and everyone having other projects to work on. riders featured include myself, ferbert, chris crawford, albie bennett, alex liiv, raul ruiz, dirty sanchez, ryan worcester, ox, wiz, josh stricker, rob castle, and many many more. after my seattle move ill put a trailor together so you can get a taste of the tit

Thursday, October 23, 2008




Props 70, in which just popped out.. features a metal bikes 10 day trip through out the northwest. filmed by Metal's cat butt blower Dean Burrito and edited by Stu Johnson.. be sure to catch that the whole issue is compact with entertainment. Brian Kachinsky interview, alllllll hammersaw. if you liked Dead Bang, youll love this part, i think he rides to like 3 songs and its allll gnarly. and his crashes are invisible! Party Babe Yeah What understand Miles rougish has a bio.. jeff allen, myself and crawfish all were on a trip with stu and miles... miles did some wacky bongo moves so should be exciting to watch... along with belmar 95 one double comp entertainment shits. plus big daddy has a day in the life. i beleive he has some classic shit talking lines in there... def worth your buy.
plus bonus involving extra metal shits do describe some bad voo doo invovled with the trip
go get it! www.propsvisual.com




Buttholes! hang tooths! an Colt dirt jumps! october munch. winter is around the corner so get wiillllllld while you can. latin dancers dont do the cold. after halloween iam driving cross country through out the south and up the north, no idea what cities as of yet, pretty much gona freestyle walk the earth jimmy night style.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008



YO GUY! from brian histand on Vimeo.



Dan Bob! hailing from northern philly area, pretty stoked on that last clip. Involving roof's in lines issss the best. good shits.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Albie Portland Fan Club Boner!!!


Portland must sell a lot of Harry Potter books to BMXers or kids are stoked on Albie here out on the West Coast. Maybe a little bit of both... To see more "Harry Potter" aka Albie Bennett coverage check out the Metal video. His part rules!!!

Buy the Metal Video here

if your lookin for sturdy cranks, eclat has got what you need, good shits www.eclatbmx.com

Sunday, October 19, 2008


theres been talk of Ryan Navazio doin alot of work for the next metal bikes video. and it looks like its going to be filmed in VHS. Camera Dad Style

Jimmy Crack Corn


Jimmy Crack Corn and I (Dean Burrito) don't care! Just did a video interview for ESPN's online website. Jimmy probably has the best on camera performance I've ever seen. Expect more poop boogers from my ass! Yeah babe!!!! Whaaaaat?!!!

Here's some more pics





Figured I'd put up a classic band this week.
Band: Warsaw
Song: Warsaw
The movie Control about Ian Curtis is worth checking out also.
Warsaw Myspace




MY MInd iS MEltinG. the summer sun is swogging the days over, melting the lids to the balls. some of the summer time madness so far. a drain fave, whiskey night out on the backyard rope swing and the pipe winder. 

weakened suit
pre weakened suit 
weekend suit 
pre weakened parts
ffff
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffairly  good prices for anything pre weakened 
 

Saturday, October 18, 2008




Ah winter is on its way in Boston, this dude lives near me and I finally got a cameraphone sniper shot.Anyone who has a beard for the winter is only trying too hard...to be this legit.

Albie the good Samaritan sliding a banister while helping an old lady with her bags down to the T. Stay Hard

Thursday, October 16, 2008


This guy does a lot of gaps, and gap to wallrides.. but for how dialed he is at it.. i think he needs to step up his game
maybe im an asshole ... i dont know.. but some times i think crashes look better than tricks pulled.



Wednesday, October 15, 2008



today no bmx no news at the moment, but here is a list of bands you should probably stay away from. they fall under the category- MILITARY ROCK

Buck Cherry
Stone temple pilots
Bush
Coal Chamber
Pantera
Disturbed
System of a Down
Stained
NickelBack
Slipknot
Korn
Smash Mouth
sublime
the list goes on...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008




2006 unseen jeff allen photo, brewster babes makin show on piggy board with the boogie durds, and albie bennett letting out freddy goobey on the SF trip to seattle and back and back to SF


tom white, possibly my favorite person to watch ride, especially in person. this has nothing to do with metal bikes... but this is his standpoint part from 2004 in which got me motivated to ride some shits when it came out.
i guess when a video comes out and it makes you want to ride... they were TRYING TOO HARD?


trying hard. what the fuck does that mean?
I make all my creations for my entertainment and exploration into the world. i don't make videos for thecomeup nor to be posted on thecomeup to be shit talked about. Why would you post the le freakies on thecomeup? serious bmx fun, seriously. serious bmxers doing make weird shit right?
its my fucking body, its my bloody time.
i can do with it what ever i please and you can't stop me, burns or any other weirdos from doing what we want to do. we all like to admire another riders, riding style or skills but its swindling to say that i want to be burns or i am a clone. 
really are u a clone for talking english or riding a bmx or even doing a bunny hop. and i bet i have more in common with the next person to read this does this make you a clone? 
true story. before i even met burns or was part of metal i filmed half of that le freaky bone film not knowing anything about burns' weirdo shit.or even "old gold" 
2 guys both doing flips or foot jams on opposite sides of the world are clones? 
who the fuck are you to judge what is right and wrong with what i do or what anyone does?
your not me. and you will never be able to know. my mind is what creates the world i live in. not trys hard. 
try means i didn't quite get what i was aiming for, i tried a mother set of stairs. thats about the only thing you can say i tried hard at and didn't quite pull it off. kids need to have a chillaxe and listen to their world.
its much easy to destroy or give up or quit, why not have an open mind and give shit a chance or a try. or is it so terrible to try shit out? stupid fucking narrow minded fucks. here is that same babe and some more videos including joe meek and a drawing of metal bikes. 
meek from samgreen on Vimeo.