Thursday, July 31, 2008




Jimmy X-games??? hahah yeaaaaah baby, jimmy is taking part in some judging at X-Games street this year, heres some time off with some toooooths.
Thanks Skibo for the upload, heres my 2005 off the map section, by busby. via filmed between 2001 and 2004, ,,,,,,,,,, busssssby put out the next one already!!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008












As usual, the carnage of scorpion grinds is blamed on the accidental slip of the old not pay attention mode. which can be blamed for previous nightly alcohol abuse...... oddity in the mourning ride..—it features exhibits about crop circles, in bmx language... a crop circle consists of calling out a big stunt, taking more than 10 bitch runs, telling the filmer your going. and circling over and over. UFOs, speeding right up to the stunt and skidding repetitively over and over.
It Hungers For Human Carnage & And It Will Wait No Longer. once youve taken more than 25 bitch runs, chances are your going to eat shit.... youve surpassed the concentration, if you take that many runs your beyond nervous. if your that nervous dont take a horror shocker. You know what, I really want to go on a Bigfoot expedition right now. eat shit real hard and blow out my foot swolen to the size of a neanderthal's foot...... unholy urban monstrosity o’ death and carnage and human sufferin’ below him and ...Jimmy Levan aka Muhammad's cartoons caused carnage brain, and sometime earlier a descendant of Mike lausman could appear as looose and in charge of the shit biter ...... People believe in all sorts of things, like say, Bigfoot. ... and bigfoot foot swells due to the lack of confidence. confident huckers eat shit and live.

Monday, July 28, 2008







lefters, boners, bike companyyy owners? wheres the stunt double? coming soon. in the mean time its summmmmmmerrrrr , stacking season.

Saturday, July 26, 2008



Castle's ammmmerrrrrrican bender should have some interesting things, feeed the thing feeeeed the thing, more photos after computer blow up eats the thinggggg feeed the thing

Friday, July 25, 2008






















the lack of bad boy bubbies in Australia is becoming an ineffective result of inproper wank methods. we need help, travel to Australia to sell your front teeth for a beer and a bride, maybe your mother can become a active soccer mum and give health aid to children? why not just grind your face for a laugh, i know i was laughing. felt like fire or wanking the thired time in a row it was hurting but it was worth the turbo tugg.
shit sucks.
WEBBY says "your just trying to be sean burns" ....
fuck off bottom feeder. i never met the dude untill a year or 2 ago and up untill that time i was riding tubless bmx rims down stairs TRYING to brake my bones. BMX genre is like the 4th wank it fucking is hard out shit, but really i am not burning bridges juat talking trazsh over the world wide web. try out an electic wanking machine , just in time for the OLYMPIC games,sport, slow...many wanking can result in over powered fat chick padded hands, the body does this to repulse the human from sexual pleasureing them selves.
DEAD BANG

Wednesday, July 16, 2008


Wilson,
Your team page is still empty.Fill that shit out and send photos or this is going in there.


Ross! these photos are quite damn entertaining. but we need some new ridng photos!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008




Colt Fake welcome to the metal team, some gear is in the mail on its way to florida juzzzzzz in time for his pittsburgh trip. team page coming in the following week.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Diet Stripes

Metal bikes mania in Dig this month. Read up on"" "it feels so good" Rob Castle and look for two nut 360's from Sean and Alex. Chris Wilson renews his wedding vows with a crank arm slide. Man pull over I see some stripes. 

Monday, July 7, 2008


Chris Crawdaddy is moving to Boston! Looks like we'll have to go back to his home town someday to re-shoot this now, with his hands and legs duct taped on.



Metal Bikes
Should burns downside from a 45 to 33?
keep the 45-14?
switch to 33-10?










after multiple rail tricks not happening, sprocket bending due to box up bike on flights, twisted freewheels, frame denting, etc, im thinking about testing a smaller sprocket, not gearing but smaller set up, play around on it. just for testers.

metal team on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

metal team on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Train wreck! actually train pulled 1992

Saturday, July 5, 2008








Metal trip ends, bends and reeeeks of business meetings. enoough extras from dean and jeff to update for a year, especially bum parties and cat blowing. jim bauer smashed his teeeth. a bad case of BD..

Friday, July 4, 2008


Crazy Colt Remix from Banned Vids on Vimeo.


By far the most stoked i been on Florida ever. florida is the spider of the united states, which makes Colt Fake a damn Tarantula or some shite. watch this, again again, entertainment for sure.